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Saturday, March 10, 2018

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HORPSYWEALTH ENTERTAINMENT PRESENT A MORNING JOKES AND COMEDY TO LIGHTEN UP THIS EARLY MORNING.


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[09/03 9:30pm] HORPSY001‬: skirt is not for all ladies

slims girls will wear it and be looking like cassava sack.
😎😎😎


No Matter How Arrogant/Disrespectful u are, u will always Obey Running Stomach✌

πŸš½πŸƒπŸ˜‚
It is only in NIGERIA a lady will tell her friend she's #broke and the friend will ask, ''#dont_you_have_a_boyfriend?'"
As if being in a #relationship is an #occupation
🀷‍♂πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


You can't like fat girls and hate stretch marks.
My brother, it's same package
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸƒ


I tot av seen it all not until i saw one igbo girl using RED Biro to write
GUCCI on her white pant!
pls.....why are u people like dis?


*"Dating so Many Girls is just a way of Confusing the Devil from Attacking your main Girl......*
*But ladies will never Understand This Strategy"*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Can l get an Amen boys


HORPSY: Baby, even though I don't have a well furnished duplex in Victoria Island like Ishowo , 2015 Range Rover Sport like Ishowo, and even if I'm not working in Chevron Oil Company like Ishowo, I love you with all my heart! That's the best thing I can give you.

HENNYWEALTH: (sobs, moves close to HORPSY and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to Ishowo.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’― *Eiii Girls*

"Be careful about a rumor you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man who can't have her or a lady who can't compete with her..!"
πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ’―


"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music says nothing, if the listener is deaf.."
πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ’―


 "A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when closed.."
πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ’―


Ladies
These days, you cannot even give a guy wrong number
They will be like "wait there, lemme flash you" 😹😹😹😹

The only time an African parent is humble is when you are teaching them hw to operate a smart phone.
You can even send them to get you waterπŸ˜†πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜…


*Stupidity is when you think you are the only person dating your girlfriend* πŸ‘Š


🚢🏻🐘

Have a Bless Night

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